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Confessional
I wish someone would call me a MILF
I told my family I quit my job, but I really got fired
I planned my own surprise birthday party
I’ve been engaged five times, but my fiancé thinks she’s the first
I have an addiction to online poker
I drive past my ex's house at least once a month
I haven’t cleaned my house in months
I served week-old leftovers at a dinner party
I drank too much and got sick all over my porch and I blamed the dog
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